How do I talk my stupid co-worker in to trading her 04' Civic for my new roller blades?

She is really stupid and I think she is 90.

How do I talk my stupid co-worker in to trading her 04%26#039; Civic for my new roller blades?
sometimes i feel like you don%26#039;t hear a word i say





RUFIES
Reply:Have someone walk by and offer their %26#039;03 Civic for it. She%26#039;s stupid so she%26#039;ll try one up the %26#039;03 regardless of whether she wants the roller blades or not.
Reply:LMAO!!
Reply:Get her drunk, have sex with her. She will probably just give you the car as payment for services rendered.
Reply:LOL...good luck with that
Reply:Tell her these are the new %26quot;in%26quot; things and everyone her age is using them and tell her that hers needs alot of work doing to it and it would be a great opportunity for you to work on your mechanical skills.





Good luck
Reply:hmmmm yeah but did SHE have a date for Valentine%26#039;s Day?
Reply:tell her that that roller blades were owned by FDR, she will love them.
Reply:Have her try them on ,and tell her she looks 80 wearing them, then really sell the gas mileage difference between the skates and the car..can%26#039;t miss with that one, and finally tape a balloon to her chest, tell her it%26#039;s an airbag with the highest possible rating for those particular skates.....after all that she%26#039;ll be paying you to trade for her car....psst ,really hit her hard in financing with an extended warranty and at least 12% interest rate.
Reply:tell her about the new law that old people cant drive so she might as well give her car to a needy co-worker.


OR,


jack the keys and run her over with it.





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Reply:tell her that the roller blades are worth more, because they have more wheels %26amp; less mileage than the Civic
Reply:give her a 5 yr,5000 mile warranty on those blades and Im sure she will gladly make the trade
Reply:LMAO!!!
Reply:Lmao!
Reply:hahahaha.....i don%26#039;t think your co-worker would want to trade
Reply:Tape bottle rockets to the roller blades and tell her they are rocket propelled roller blades!! She should switch in no time!!
Reply:Tell her that everyone her age is using them- they%26#039;re the new craze for 90-year-olds! She should switch in a matter of minutes...



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